Budget Humor Enthusiast Gifts

"Turns out the training budget has been cut, so we'll continue doing things the stupid way for another year."

"It's a small town with a very small budget!"

"I'm afraid we couldn't afford an artificial so we transplanted yours with a can of peaches."

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

Man in Therapist office sees a sign: Therapy Is Expensive Bubble Wrap Is Cheap You Decide

'I like the jib of their cuts.'

"We just can't justify the expense of cheese, let alone the upkeep of the maze."

'The trick is to make them feel better about themselves without actually paying them any better...'

Budget reaction.

"How can we cut costs on Mars vehicles?"

'The next phase in which we carve the stones ornately will cost a little more than the previous ones.'

"Sorry about the disguise.But we've had to reduce our budget for the 'witness protection programme'."

"I can't afford therapy. The inner child support payments alone are killing me."

Budget Opticians.

"But Kevin, why can't we have a proper jacuzzi like next door?"

"Believe me, you're not the first person who thought they were getting a deal by buying generic."

Harper's Cat Speaks: 'To whom it may concern: I will be cutting down on kitty treats.'

'Cuts in Roman times.'

80 Million Euros for a football player.

One of Faust's lesser-known bargains.

'The x-rays are conclusive. We found some extra money hidden in the secret compartment of your wallet.'

'Yes, that IS a lot of money for just a spay...

'I'm afraid the Christmas party has been cancelled on cost grounds...but the good news is that the boss has said you can still come in and photocopy your bottoms!'

'Tell them that, by funding our project, they agree the universe must be expanding, and that, as it expands, so must our budget!'

IRS, 'Try to be a little more prompt with your return next year, sir -- We almost ran out of welfare money!'

'...Or, if you're on a budget, there's always the La Brea tar pits.'

"My only problem with fiscal restraint is the restraint part."

"I only swallowed a 10p piece. Why are you making me cough up £50?"

'Oh, Honey...I know you want a little addition to the family - But we just can't afford a 48 inch flat screen plasma.'

"I don't mean to minimize your problems. That's not how I make my dough."

"Your total is $10.97 and this is only $6."

'I'm leaving you because you know the price of everything and the value of nothing.'

'I did the math -- we can't AFFORD to attend the economic summit.'