Budget-conscious Changemaker Gifts

'The School District wants a new bond issue — their DVD players are wearing out.'

"We only got six days of funding."

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

BMA criticises 'Black Hole' of NHS IT spending

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

Take one Per Day as Affordable.

'All I said was,two could live as cheaply as one until you gave up dieting.'

Low income vampires.

Affordable housing

'Computer Prices' blowing away you money

"Natasha cuts diagnosis costs."

"I'm sorry, due to budget cuts we had to reduce kitchen staff."

'This is what telemedicine looks like for a small practice like ours.'

One upside-down tomato planter. I can't wait for juicy, free tomatoes. It's $23.37 with tax. Not bad for homegrown tomahtas. Plus $8 for potting soil, $15 for the hanger, $11 for organic fertilizer, $16 � Hey! � Where are you going? To the "Pick and Save" market.

Travel Agents

"You don't have to spend a lot of money to have a good time?"

"We have our round cuts and these are our budget cuts."

'I've asked Santa for a tank of unleaded petrol.'

'Was I wrong in thinking that diamonds are a girl's best friend?'

'I don't care if this security software was a bargain; it shouldn't reply with 'close enough' when I enter the wrong password.'

'I'm on a fixed income, so these free offers are most welcome.'

'It's not as convenient, but bagged water is half the price of bottled.'

'As you know, medical costs have skyrocketed -- that'll be fifty cents.'

Goldfish in an office water dispenser

Woman looking at "Get Well" cards which have been divided into two sections: "Insured" and "Uninsured".

"Your meat is too expensive. Aren't you passing your 'free range' savings onto the customer?"

'This second prescription is to calm you down after you see the cost of the first one.'

"Drinking fountains were too expensive to install, but we are providing a garden hose to drink from."

'We've had to lay off most of the nurses to pay for the locums...'

"We're a day late and four hundred million dollars short."

£17 for a haircut? No, £2 for a haircut and £15 for search fees.

When Tia Carmen says... "I bought Christmas gifts for all your cousins!" it means...she did her shopping at the dollar store.

Fresh skinless and boneless chicken