Budget-conscious Changemaker Pillows

'The School District wants a new bond issue — their DVD players are wearing out.'

"We only got six days of funding."

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

BMA criticises 'Black Hole' of NHS IT spending

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

Take one Per Day as Affordable.

Low income vampires.

'All I said was,two could live as cheaply as one until you gave up dieting.'

Affordable housing

'Computer Prices' blowing away you money

"Natasha cuts diagnosis costs."

"I'm sorry, due to budget cuts we had to reduce kitchen staff."

'This is what telemedicine looks like for a small practice like ours.'

'I've asked Santa for a tank of unleaded petrol.'

"You don't have to spend a lot of money to have a good time?"

Travel Agents

"We have our round cuts and these are our budget cuts."

'Was I wrong in thinking that diamonds are a girl's best friend?'

'I don't care if this security software was a bargain; it shouldn't reply with 'close enough' when I enter the wrong password.'

'As you know, medical costs have skyrocketed -- that'll be fifty cents.'

Woman looking at "Get Well" cards which have been divided into two sections: "Insured" and "Uninsured".

'I'm on a fixed income, so these free offers are most welcome.'

'It's not as convenient, but bagged water is half the price of bottled.'

Goldfish in an office water dispenser

"Your meat is too expensive. Aren't you passing your 'free range' savings onto the customer?"

'This second prescription is to calm you down after you see the cost of the first one.'

'We've had to lay off most of the nurses to pay for the locums...'

"Drinking fountains were too expensive to install, but we are providing a garden hose to drink from."

"We're a day late and four hundred million dollars short."

£17 for a haircut? No, £2 for a haircut and £15 for search fees.

Fresh skinless and boneless chicken

I'd like a refund please. Christmas cost me an arm and a leg this year!

When Tia Carmen says... "I bought Christmas gifts for all your cousins!" it means...she did her shopping at the dollar store.