Tech-savvy Changemaker Pillows

"We do all those old tricks electronically now."

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

"Do you really know what you're doing, or do you Google-search know?"

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

Businessman has in/out boxes labeled 'OPS' and APPS.'

"It's expensive because it connects to the internet."

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

"Buy my data $20"

"Honey, will you text grace, please?"

'After 5 minutes it turns itself off and says: 'Get a life!''

'I've deleted my on-line homework teacher three times but he won't go away.'

"Since we became a paperless workplace, it's harder to keep track of how much work Ziegler is actually doing!"

"Larry, can you take over the meeting for a minute? My doctor is insisting I take a few deep breaths."

"Hey Ma, Timmy's please..."

Today's Babysitter

All my gifts come from Amazon anyway, so instead of asking Santa, I'm asking Alexa.

"Now I'd like to introduce the rest of my band. Give it up for my laptop!"

"Ok, if we could just synchronise chairs..."

"Mom, call the appliance store. The self-cleaning stove isn't cleaning itself!"

"Two bars—how about you?"

"One day I'm going to be like Dr. King."

"Sure, paying the bills on-line is faster...but we go through our money faster too!"

'We're not doing cash transactions any more, sir -- research has shown that they're not cost-effective.'

Modern money

"Dear, putting your phone down while eating is not 'living off the grid.'"

The Internet's Shortcut Key to the Facts of Life

"Latest in computerised cash management."

Text As A Second Language

"Impressive. I've never seen a resume done completely in emojis."

Snake Charmer using an MP3 device.

"You look great but the information from your health monitor is concerning me."

"Where do you want the new guy to start?"