Tech-savvy Changemaker Gifts

Revolution via Zoom

"We do all those old tricks electronically now."

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

"Do you really know what you're doing, or do you Google-search know?"

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

Businessman has in/out boxes labeled 'OPS' and APPS.'

"It's expensive because it connects to the internet."

"Buy my data $20"

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

'After 5 minutes it turns itself off and says: 'Get a life!''

"Honey, will you text grace, please?"

'I've deleted my on-line homework teacher three times but he won't go away.'

"Since we became a paperless workplace, it's harder to keep track of how much work Ziegler is actually doing!"

"Larry, can you take over the meeting for a minute? My doctor is insisting I take a few deep breaths."

"Hey Ma, Timmy's please..."

Today's Babysitter

All my gifts come from Amazon anyway, so instead of asking Santa, I'm asking Alexa.

"Mom, call the appliance store. The self-cleaning stove isn't cleaning itself!"

"Ok, if we could just synchronise chairs..."

"Now I'd like to introduce the rest of my band. Give it up for my laptop!"

"Two bars—how about you?"

"Sure, paying the bills on-line is faster...but we go through our money faster too!"

'We're not doing cash transactions any more, sir -- research has shown that they're not cost-effective.'

Ask Sadie. My wife and I are getting a puppy soon. Any training tips? - Jay and Emily, Charlotte, NC. Sent from my iPad. Oh yes. A tip: Have him poop on your @#$% iPad, you high-tech boobs! Irrelevant and gratuitous. Sent from my lungs. You need the toothbrush app.

"One day I'm going to be like Dr. King."

"Dear, putting your phone down while eating is not 'living off the grid.'"

Modern money

The Internet's Shortcut Key to the Facts of Life

"Latest in computerised cash management."

Text As A Second Language

Snake Charmer using an MP3 device.

"Impressive. I've never seen a resume done completely in emojis."

"You look great but the information from your health monitor is concerning me."

"Where do you want the new guy to start?"