Brutally Honest Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Does this outfit make me look fat?'

"That's Eleanor. She's a fact checker."

'At least he's honest.'

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

'The 'whole truth and nothing but the truth' can be tricky.'

'You feel awkward? You're the one who said we ought to hunt bare.'

The euro debt crisis shown as a sign for disabled access

"You don't need me. You don't need anyone. You are Americans."

In a stock brokers, the lift buttons for up and down have bulls and bears on them.

French Street.

"Maybe you should be depressed, your life isn't that great."

"It pains me to tell you this, but it ain't broke."

'Ah, it seems that I've completely misjudged the mood of the evening.'

That Pesky 'Why' Chromosome.

"Rayna's been kidnapped! And its all my fault!"

"Every complaint should be seen as a learning opportunity, today you’re going to learn where to hide them."

Introducing Honest Abe Cards

'Why honest is the best policy...'

"To be honest we can't afford to be honest."

'What does my dad do? Anything Mum tells him.'

'The school counselor says I have well-developed motor skills. Will you bring me a car?'

'Hello, Mr. Harris?... This is the private eye you hired to follow your wife. I'm afraid you were right, she is sleeping with another man.'

"It's that time of year when guys randomly explode."

Brexit

"Thank you for calling the honesty foundation, your call in unimportant to us, so leave a message for us to laugh at when you hear the tone..."

'Your resume says, you are lazy, stupid, incompetent, useless, and a nitwit. You're hired, I like an honest man.'

"Frankly, Mr. Arnold. I'm sick and tired of hearing about your pet turtle."

"I told him to trim a couple of inches off the middle and he thought it was a fat remark."

'Joe's Junk Food.' 'At least he's honest.'

The Last Powerpoint

'When I asked for your honest opinion of me, I didn't expect you to be THAT honest!'

'A simple bottle would have sufficed for your specimen, Mr Thomas.'

'See! I told you my dad is a boxer!'