Brutal Honesty Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Maybe you should be depressed, your life isn't that great."

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

Get crazy once in a while

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

This side is the gag reel.

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

Magic Tricks

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."

Inkwell Genie.

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

Jim Carrey,

"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh."

"It's good news, Mrs Fenton - Your laughter is no longer infectious!"

"Oh, and add a couple of intentional typos to my weekly email update...I want to appear warm and authentic!!"

Bride with a ventriloquist's dummy.

'You're getting older... it's a common complaint.'

"I'd better get going. I've got a lot coming at me right now."

'I have here a virus so deadly it could destroy the world...Oh, darn that cat!'

"You taught me to laugh again!"

"She says you sound like 'fun'!"

"You're afraid of what?"

"Hey, who wants to hear a great single-malt story."

Clive Anderson

'You do make me laugh, Ron, but a relationship can't survive on laughter alone.'

"I got a banana peel to slip on. What did you get?"

Johns Hopkins School of Best Medicine

'Does this outfit make me look fat?'

"You have to remember you're not responsible for other people's happiness."

"That's Eleanor. She's a fact checker."