Brutal Honesty Enthusiast Pillows

"Maybe you should be depressed, your life isn't that great."

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

Get crazy once in a while

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

Magic Tricks

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."

"It's good news, Mrs Fenton - Your laughter is no longer infectious!"

"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh."

Inkwell Genie.

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

"Oh, and add a couple of intentional typos to my weekly email update...I want to appear warm and authentic!!"

Bride with a ventriloquist's dummy.

'You're getting older... it's a common complaint.'

"She says you sound like 'fun'!"

'You do make me laugh, Ron, but a relationship can't survive on laughter alone.'

"You're afraid of what?"

"You taught me to laugh again!"

"I got a banana peel to slip on. What did you get?"

"Hey, who wants to hear a great single-malt story."

'I have here a virus so deadly it could destroy the world...Oh, darn that cat!'

'Does this outfit make me look fat?'

"You have to remember you're not responsible for other people's happiness."

A clown has a revelation at the shrink 'And then one day it dawned on me Doc... we're just not funny!'

"That's Eleanor. She's a fact checker."