Brutally Honest Enthusiast Pillows

Did you hear Sadie's show today. DID I. My favorite part was when she made that construction worker who called in cry. She's a rare talent. It's amazing how she can peel grown men and women like an onion, find what makes them tick and squash it like a bug. Is she still around? Smile and assume she is, if you know what's good for you. Sadie sure topped herself today.

'Does this outfit make me look fat?'

"That's Eleanor. She's a fact checker."

'At least he's honest.'

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

'The 'whole truth and nothing but the truth' can be tricky.'

'You feel awkward? You're the one who said we ought to hunt bare.'

The euro debt crisis shown as a sign for disabled access

"You don't need me. You don't need anyone. You are Americans."

She's disappointed. Doctor Frankenstein's online dating profile simply says that he's a "body-builder."

"Maybe you should be depressed, your life isn't that great."

'Ah, it seems that I've completely misjudged the mood of the evening.'

French Street.

"It pains me to tell you this, but it ain't broke."

In a stock brokers, the lift buttons for up and down have bulls and bears on them.

That Pesky 'Why' Chromosome.

Introducing Honest Abe Cards

"Rayna's been kidnapped! And its all my fault!"

'Why honest is the best policy...'

'What does my dad do? Anything Mum tells him.'

"Every complaint should be seen as a learning opportunity, today you’re going to learn where to hide them."

Do I really offend people all the time? You're too honest. People are different from other animals. Other animals like the truth, but people are very touchy. They like their information sugar-coated. Do you see? But what about Dr. Phil? Precisely. He's almost certainly part jungle creature.

"To be honest we can't afford to be honest."

'The school counselor says I have well-developed motor skills. Will you bring me a car?'

'Hello, Mr. Harris?... This is the private eye you hired to follow your wife. I'm afraid you were right, she is sleeping with another man.'

"It's that time of year when guys randomly explode."

"I told him to trim a couple of inches off the middle and he thought it was a fat remark."

"Thank you for calling the honesty foundation, your call in unimportant to us, so leave a message for us to laugh at when you hear the tone..."

'Your resume says, you are lazy, stupid, incompetent, useless, and a nitwit. You're hired, I like an honest man.'

Brexit

'Joe's Junk Food.' 'At least he's honest.'

"Frankly, Mr. Arnold. I'm sick and tired of hearing about your pet turtle."

The Last Powerpoint

'A simple bottle would have sufficed for your specimen, Mr Thomas.'

'When I asked for your honest opinion of me, I didn't expect you to be THAT honest!'