Down-to-earth Enthusiast Pillows

Down to earthworms.

Hush puppy.

Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

Need an elevated state of mind too!

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

"She gets her musical ability from me."

The euro debt crisis shown as a sign for disabled access

"You don't need me. You don't need anyone. You are Americans."

French Street.

That Pesky 'Why' Chromosome.

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

Man and woman with laundry

'Do you have anything on obtrusive personality disorder?'

Man wearing t-shirt - 'Apathetic but don't care'.

"I found my thrill on Blueberry Hill."

Shut the F#%* up! (Formally Shhhh!)

"One day junior, all this will be yours..."

Brexit

'Sorry, Bill's out of his office today, he should be back Monday.'

Free Little Library

"I'm excited to leave this party we're going to."

Man commenting on his liking for the continent

"Shh, too much racket."

"It says, 'Formal'. Do you have clean socks to wear with your sandals?"

"I've always worked from home."

'My problem is that I'm a nice guy.'

'I just started at the bottom and I like it there!'

Make America Quiet

A No-Nonsense Guy with His No-Nonsense Wife and Their No-Nonsense Dog

"And together they soldiered onward, to distant horizons more splendid than either of them had ever dared to dream."

'Don't you 'shh' me.'

This is a library - no sonic booms, please.

Tortoise Mailman.