Easygoing Enthusiast Pillows

'I just started at the bottom and I like it there!'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

"I'm having a pajama day."

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

Need an elevated state of mind too!

Moving in

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

"Infinity scarf"

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

Baby blanket.

"I much prefer the evening milking to the morning one: The farmer is not a "morning person", now is he?"

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

"C'mere, space heater."

The black cat sat on the mat...absorbing all the heat of the fire.

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

Carl receives the dreaded call to return to in person work. (man in pajama, wrapped in blanket and scruffy dropping his phone when he is told to return to in person work)

"I love these quiet evenings at home battling alcoholism."

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

Keeping Warm

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

Man and woman with laundry

The first day of spring has finally arrived! The only think I'll miss about winter is curling up under a warm blanket straight out of the dryer on a frigid night.

You know you're getting old when....

"I have dusk free."

Geography. And there's another continent, Antartica, on the very bottom. How cool is that?!

"Come at me, Bro!"

Thoughts of Fall

Man wearing t-shirt - 'Apathetic but don't care'.