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"Frankly, Mr. Arnold. I'm sick and tired of hearing about your pet turtle."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"He gets easily abstracted."

'Does this outfit make me look fat?'

"That's Eleanor. She's a fact checker."

'At least he's honest.'

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

'The 'whole truth and nothing but the truth' can be tricky.'

"It pains me to tell you this, but it ain't broke."

"Donny's just going through a brutalist phase."

"Maybe you should be depressed, your life isn't that great."

"Normally this is where I would say something funny but the cartoonist is quiet quitting, too."

'Oh no, not another blood sample.'

'What does my dad do? Anything Mum tells him.'

'What is it about 'Please, Dad, I beg of you' that you don't understand? FYI, my best friend Amanda's dad didn't chicken out.'

'Why honest is the best policy...'

Introducing Honest Abe Cards

The Very Best of JOHN DOE

Do I really offend people all the time? You're too honest. People are different from other animals. Other animals like the truth, but people are very touchy. They like their information sugar-coated. Do you see? But what about Dr. Phil? Precisely. He's almost certainly part jungle creature.

"To be honest we can't afford to be honest."

"...And I'd like to thank all the little people whom I stepped on in order to get to where I am..."

The Street Kid at Christmas.

Damnation without relief means there is no Ladies Room.

Dracula's false teeth

"Thank you for calling the honesty foundation, your call in unimportant to us, so leave a message for us to laugh at when you hear the tone..."

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

'Joe's Junk Food.' 'At least he's honest.'

Dolphin at bar - 'I'm in disguise'

'Your resume says, you are lazy, stupid, incompetent, useless, and a nitwit. You're hired, I like an honest man.'

(Can't) Count Dracula.

'When I asked for your honest opinion of me, I didn't expect you to be THAT honest!'

Vampire's postman.

Johnny Vegas.

"I'm a do-gooder, Maggie. It's not easy."

The Cheshire cat meets the Cheshire dog.