"Can you get that down to 140 characters?"
Brevity Master Gifts
Looking for a gift for your Brevity Master? Our collection features witty, creatively designed products that honor the power of short, impactful communication. Ideal for writers, speakers, or anyone who values succinctness and cleverness. Whether it's a mug, t-shirt, pillow, or art print, these items make a thoughtful gift for the person who understands that sometimes less is more, and brevity is indeed a creative art.
'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'
'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'
Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.
Surfing the daily stress
"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."
'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'
'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'
Fight or Flight
'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'
"Try thinking about something else."
'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'
The Proust of Twitter
"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"
"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."
"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"
"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."
Meditation
"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."
'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'
"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"
The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.
'The usual ‘nod, nod, wink, wink' will do, Walter. We don't need the eyebrow twitch and nostril flares.'
"Showoff"
Need an elevated state of mind too!
Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class
The art of yoga is the power of the mind.
'Want to make it two out of three?'
"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"
"After the judicial system, I'm my own harshest critic."
"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."
Tree Pose To Support
"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."
"That doesn't look like setting the table to me."
'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'
Brevity Master Gifts Collection
Brevity Master Mugs
Looking for more ideas? Browse our collection of witty mugs perfect for your Brevity Master and add a splash of cleverness to their coffee routine.
Brevity Master Pillows
Find pillows that showcase clever, concise messages—ideal for adding personality to their favorite space.
Brevity Master Prints
Explore prints that capture the art of brevity with elegant, witty designs—great for inspiring creative spaces.
Brevity Master T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts celebrating succinct wit and minimalism—great for those who love to keep it short and stylish.