Brevity Appreciator Gifts

Blessed are the brief.

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'A cheeky red?'

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

The height of fashion in 1796

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Fly Fishing

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'