Binge Master Gifts

'Next Tuesday's no good. I'm away all week on an eight day bender.'

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

American Idle.

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

Love is when you watch television together.

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

TV-Man

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

Zenemies.

Yoga.

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

"Goal!"

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

Succession 2

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Guru.

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."