Binge-watching Guru Gifts

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

TV-Man

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

Love is when you watch television together.

"Goal!"

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

Succession 2

100 best beheadings

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

Tunnel of TV

Couch and Potato

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

Lost Season

A couple decides what to watch.

How the goat got square eyes.

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'