Binge-watching Aficionado Gifts

"One must have a heart of stone to watch the death of Matthew Crawley without laughing."

Summer of 2020

"Guess which one I made with a 3-D printer."

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

Love is when you watch television together.

TV-Man

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

Succession 2

100 best beheadings

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

"Goal!"

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

Tunnel of TV

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

Lost Season

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

Couch and Potato

A couple decides what to watch.

How the goat got square eyes.

I see he's still "working" from home.

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"