Binge-watching Gifts

"All right, but just one more episode."

Watching TV on the side.

Worshiping the TV.

"They still had so much TV ahead of them."

"So. . . you're binge-watching Scandinavian noir to cheer yourself up?"

"Of course I remember the plot. But was it on HBO, Netflix, Apple or Amazon?"

"I fear that I don't have 'Fear of Missing Out' anymore."

"Just as I thought no off button!"

'I enjoyed being with him and all, but we didn't like to binge-watch the same shows.'

'It's repetitive strain injury - try using the thumb on your other hand for the television remote.'

Hank had been asleep for hours, but amazingly his clicker finger kept going.

"You need fresh air and exercise."

"I'm not sure a desire to finish all your boxsets is justifiable."

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

"I'd like you to find him... get the Netflix password then lose him again."

"I'm just saying, if you had to turn off the TV, would you still remember how?"

"Where can we get such a thing? We would lie on the couch all day and watch cartoons about cats."

"It's time to get the couch gutters cleaned again."

A couple decides what to watch.

Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.

Couch and Potato

"The Four Ages Of Man"

NEW FALL LINEUP

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

"Obsessive complacent disorder"

"Let me call you back, Lori. I'm binge-watching John clean the gutters."

"Look, all we did was sleep together. I saved watching 'Game of Thrones' for us."

TV Selfie Stick

"I can watch more 'Law & Order' than any man in this bar."

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

Robert Frost Watches One More Episode

Pandemic Pitfall!

"But see, now we'll know which episode we're at and what channel it was on."

Succession 2