Binge-watching Gifts

"All right, but just one more episode."

Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what is good on Netflix.

Worshiping the TV.

Watching TV on the side.

"I fear that I don't have 'Fear of Missing Out' anymore."

"Of course I remember the plot. But was it on HBO, Netflix, Apple or Amazon?"

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

"You need fresh air and exercise."

"His majesty wants to binge-watch some comedy. Can you whip up 10 hours of new material?"

Hank had been asleep for hours, but amazingly his clicker finger kept going.

'And this button lets you catch up with everything you've missed by turning the bugger off.'

'I enjoyed being with him and all, but we didn't like to binge-watch the same shows.'

'It's repetitive strain injury - try using the thumb on your other hand for the television remote.'

American Idle.

"So. . . you're binge-watching Scandinavian noir to cheer yourself up?"

"They still had so much TV ahead of them."

"I'm not sure a desire to finish all your boxsets is justifiable."

"Just as I thought no off button!"

"We need to walk."

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Succession 2

"Our smart home just texted us. It said instead of binge watching shows, we should be updating it. It wants us to start with the kitchen."

"But see, now we'll know which episode we're at and what channel it was on."

Pandemic Pitfall!

Somewhere in Heaven

Must-See Lockdown TV.

TV Selfie Stick

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

NEW FALL LINEUP

"The Four Ages Of Man"

A couple decides what to watch.

"It's time to get the couch gutters cleaned again."