Binge-watching Expert Gifts

Must-See Lockdown TV.

'Craig has been in airplane mode for a few years now.'

"Baldo, you waste so much time. There's a big world out there, so many people to meet, so many places to see, so many things to experience."

Lost Season

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

Bowled over again!

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

American Idle.

'There's nothing on.'

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

Love is when you watch television together.

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

TV-Man

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

Tunnel of TV

"Goal!"

Succession 2

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

100 best beheadings

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

Homo Zapiens

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

Couch and Potato

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."