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'Craig has been in airplane mode for a few years now.'

"Baldo, you waste so much time. There's a big world out there, so many people to meet, so many places to see, so many things to experience."

Lost Season

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

'There's nothing on.'

TV-Man

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

Love is when you watch television together.

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

Tunnel of TV

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

Succession 2

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

"Goal!"

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

Homo Zapiens

100 best beheadings

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

Couch and Potato

How the goat got square eyes.

"What would you like to watch again?"

A couple decides what to watch.

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."