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Worshiping the TV.

"It's a weak pilot, but, if your stick with it, by Season 3 you grow completely numb to the show's quality and just keep hitting Next Episode."

"Of course I remember the plot. But was it on HBO, Netflix, Apple or Amazon?"

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

"Oh, my bad! You're not dead, you just stopped living your life."

Looks like a nice day out...virtually speaking.

TV-Man

"I'm going to binge watch all 600 episodes of my favorite show. I'll talk to you in a few weeks."

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

'There's nothing on.'

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

Love is when you watch television together.

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

"Goal!"

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

Tunnel of TV

100 best beheadings

Homo Zapiens

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

Succession 2

A couple decides what to watch.

How the goat got square eyes.

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

Lost Season

"What would you like to watch again?"