Binge-watching Buddy T-Shirts

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."

'Has he been watching an awful lot of TV?'

"Jim lost interest in technology after the invention of the TV remote."

'This is great! -- since he got cable, he hasn't had time to oppress anybody!'

Love is when you watch television together.

How the goat got square eyes.

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

Watching telly

"This is hell."

"Hibernate sounds better than binge watch."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

'There's nothing on.'

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

TV-Man

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

Succession 2

"Goal!"

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

Tunnel of TV

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

Homo Zapiens

100 best beheadings

"What would you like to watch again?"

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

A couple decides what to watch.

Lost Season