Binge-watching Experts T-Shirts

"I'm binge ignoring everything you're binge watching."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

TV-Man

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

Love is when you watch television together.

"Goal!"

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

Succession 2

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

100 best beheadings

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

Tunnel of TV

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

Lost Season

A couple decides what to watch.

How the goat got square eyes.

Couch and Potato

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"