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"I got the box set to binge later."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

Love is when you watch television together.

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

TV-Man

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

100 best beheadings

Succession 2

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

"Goal!"

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

Tunnel of TV

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

Couch and Potato

How the goat got square eyes.

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

A couple decides what to watch.

Lost Season

I see he's still "working" from home.

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"