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"Can you get that down to 140 characters?"

"Can you get that down to 140 characters?" mockup

"Can you get that down to 140 characters?"

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'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.' mockup

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

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'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!' mockup

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

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Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic. mockup

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

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Surfing the daily stress

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"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again." mockup

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

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'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!' mockup

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

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'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?' mockup

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

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Fight or Flight

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'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.' mockup

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

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"Try thinking about something else." mockup

"Try thinking about something else."

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'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.' mockup

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

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The Proust of Twitter

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"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?" mockup

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

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"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated." mockup

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

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"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?" mockup

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

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"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle." mockup

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

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"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too." mockup

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

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Meditation

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"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!" mockup

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

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The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window. mockup

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

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"Showoff"

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'The usual ‘nod, nod, wink, wink' will do, Walter. We don't need the eyebrow twitch and nostril flares.'

'The usual ‘nod, nod, wink, wink' will do, Walter. We don't need the eyebrow twitch and nostril flares.' mockup

'The usual ‘nod, nod, wink, wink' will do, Walter. We don't need the eyebrow twitch and nostril flares.'

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'Want to make it two out of three?' mockup

'Want to make it two out of three?'

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Need an elevated state of mind too! mockup

Need an elevated state of mind too!

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"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?" mockup

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

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Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class mockup

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

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The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

The art of yoga is the power of the mind. mockup

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

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"After the judicial system, I'm my own harshest critic."

"After the judicial system, I'm my own harshest critic." mockup

"After the judicial system, I'm my own harshest critic."

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"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude." mockup

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

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"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room." mockup

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

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'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.' mockup

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

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'A bachelor's? Big deal - I have a MASTER'S degree in enlightenment!'

'A bachelor's? Big deal - I have a MASTER'S degree in enlightenment!' mockup

'A bachelor's? Big deal - I have a MASTER'S degree in enlightenment!'

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"That doesn't look like setting the table to me."

"That doesn't look like setting the table to me." mockup

"That doesn't look like setting the table to me."

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