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'Has anyone ever told you your tweets are Hemingwayesque?'

"His acceptance speech was only 140 characterslong."

Welcome Spring.

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

The Proust of Twitter

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

"You're afraid of what?"

'Withdrawal symptoms.'

Your resume is only 8 words long! You're hired!

Editor. Short. Sweet.

"Can you get that down to 140 characters?"

Peace and Justice Return to the Joint High Commission

Knight

'Eggs Benedict. . . Aren't we feeling 1% this morning?!'

'Are these eggs fresh enough for you?'

"My jacket blurbs used to have such conviction, he thought to himself wistfully."

'That one's for being a very brave boy!'

"You're a snob, Angélique!"

Hamlet, the Mouse Version.

"Time to go, guys-It's been real…!"

Blessed are the brief.

Dave realised he was facing the interview panel from hell.

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

"Stay together and follow my finger."

'You'll like Dana. She used to be a Rockette.'

'You should've seen how he stood his ground with the board of directors this morning. I swear, the guy must have icewater in his veins!'

'I'm cured!'

"The best way to gain self-confidence is to do what you're afraid to do." - Author Unknown

I've got to make an offering to the cheapskate muse. What's that got to do with me? You understand women. What could I do to bring back my goddess of inspiration? That's nice. What's nice? Goddess of inspiration. You mind if I use that line on this hottie I met when I was trolling for broads at the bus station? This is not helping! No, it is. Don't sell yourself short. HOJ.

"Captain, this Brie is totally out of control!"

"If you wouldn't book hotels with such great amenities, I wouldn't miss so many seminars."

'Well, I'd say this calls for a toast!'

'Abramowitz and Lowenstein, you've certainly earned this, but unfortunately we don't have enough room on the letterhead... Smith, congratulations!'

"You need to limit your Artist's Statement to 140 characters."