Brevity Master Pillows

"Can you get that down to 140 characters?"

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

Surfing the daily stress

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

Fight or Flight

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

"Try thinking about something else."

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

The Proust of Twitter

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

Meditation

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

'The usual ‘nod, nod, wink, wink' will do, Walter. We don't need the eyebrow twitch and nostril flares.'

"Showoff"

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Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

'Want to make it two out of three?'

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

"After the judicial system, I'm my own harshest critic."

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

Tree Pose To Support

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

"That doesn't look like setting the table to me."

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'