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Editor. Short. Sweet.

Skiing.

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

The Proust of Twitter

Obsession with the Internet.

"Wow...your resume is quite impressive."

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

'I'm sorry, but you have a very impressive resume, and at this company, we find competence threatening.'

Top Secret - Destroy before reading.

Harp Concerto for Four Hands and Ladder

Your resume is only 8 words long! You're hired!

'You're hired. Go figure.'

"Can you get that down to 140 characters?"

'Just look'in'

'I hear you're looking for bounty hunters...'

Colours

'Let me know if the fan bothers you...'

The Creative Process

'So one of your hobbies is lying, how do I know you're not telling the truth?'

"My art dealer assured me people will think it's worth a lot mo is."re than it

'He fainted when he saw the needle.'

'I baked it especially for you.'

'What are YOU dressed as?' 'Life imitating art.'

'Cheese.'

Blessed are the brief.

'I saw your profile on Linksin.'

My dad is the bravest.

"You don't frighten me, T.J."

Nightlife photography

'And this one I got for walking the General's dog!'

'You're either very brave or very stupid.' 'Pah! Shows what you know. I'm very brave AND very stupid!'

Louis Daguerre takes a selfie