Bitterness Buff Pillows

'Your honor, I challenge juror number 7, the defendant's ex-wife.'

Skiing.

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

'You've had enough.'

"Can you do battle with him later?... He's watching, 'Game of Thrones'."

"I am not afraid of you!"

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."

The breakup

Editor. Short. Sweet.

The Coffee Tattoo

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

A medical office filing cabinet has drawer labels that read, 'X-Rays,' 'Lab Work,' and 'Exam Room Banter'

"It takes me only one drink to get drunk. Its either the seventh or eighth."

'Nice lure, Ben. Make it yourself?'

"Must go now Zelda. The builders have just arrived"

'Any chance of a bit of....er...Blue on Blue?'

The temporary home of the international hall of brine.

Cafe. He's a caffeine addict. Nobody can match his intake. An espresso machine!

We have boorish stocks for boorish times.

"Here's Bill now. I'm not sure where he's been, but I'm guessing it was the Sour Beer Festival."

Menu. How much is that stuff? Read the hash tag.

'He fainted when he saw the needle.'

"Lovely weather for it."

'I fancy stretching my legs. Could you order the Bitter?'

'Someday one of us will look back on this and laugh.'

Imran Khan

My dad is the bravest.

"You don't frighten me, T.J."

Preparing to paint an un-still life.

"Lager!"

'You're either very brave or very stupid.' 'Pah! Shows what you know. I'm very brave AND very stupid!'

'And this one I got for walking the General's dog!'

"This is what the city pays us for, DiAngelo!"