'Your honor, I challenge juror number 7, the defendant's ex-wife.'
Bitterness Buff Gifts
If you’re shopping for someone with a keen interest in creative pursuits and a penchant for humor, our bitterness buff collection offers unique, witty items that celebrate their sharp wit and artistic flair. From funny mugs to bold prints, find the ideal gift that resonates with their inventive spirit and mischievous sense of humor. Perfect for inspiring smiles and playful moments, these products are a charming way to acknowledge their creative edge with a dash of sarcasm.
Skiing.
E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."
"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"
'You've had enough.'
"Can you do battle with him later?... He's watching, 'Game of Thrones'."
"I am not afraid of you!"
"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."
The breakup
Editor. Short. Sweet.
The Coffee Tattoo
"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"
'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'
A medical office filing cabinet has drawer labels that read, 'X-Rays,' 'Lab Work,' and 'Exam Room Banter'
"It takes me only one drink to get drunk. Its either the seventh or eighth."
'Nice lure, Ben. Make it yourself?'
"Must go now Zelda. The builders have just arrived"
'Any chance of a bit of....er...Blue on Blue?'
The temporary home of the international hall of brine.
Cafe. He's a caffeine addict. Nobody can match his intake. An espresso machine!
We have boorish stocks for boorish times.
"Here's Bill now. I'm not sure where he's been, but I'm guessing it was the Sour Beer Festival."
Menu. How much is that stuff? Read the hash tag.
'He fainted when he saw the needle.'
"Lovely weather for it."
'I fancy stretching my legs. Could you order the Bitter?'
'Someday one of us will look back on this and laugh.'
Imran Khan
My dad is the bravest.
"You don't frighten me, T.J."
Preparing to paint an un-still life.
"Lager!"
'You're either very brave or very stupid.' 'Pah! Shows what you know. I'm very brave AND very stupid!'
'And this one I got for walking the General's dog!'
"This is what the city pays us for, DiAngelo!"
Bitterness Buff Gifts Collection
Bitterness Buff Mugs
Discover more humorous mugs that cater to the bitterness buff’s sharp wit. Perfect for everyday use and making a statement.
Bitterness Buff Pillows
Find a unique pillow that reflects the bitterness buff’s humor and creativity—great for decorating or gifting.
Bitterness Buff Prints
View our selection of bold, witty prints ideal for the artistic and sarcastic spirit of the bitterness buff.
Bitterness Buff T-Shirts
Browse our collection of witty t-shirts designed for the creative and sarcastic—perfect for those who love to stand out.