Boorish Buff Gifts

We have boorish stocks for boorish times.

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

'It looks like our data.'

Nethead strip: Speak binary

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

Our Computer is Up/Down.

'Just look'in'

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

A medical office filing cabinet has drawer labels that read, 'X-Rays,' 'Lab Work,' and 'Exam Room Banter'

"It takes me only one drink to get drunk. Its either the seventh or eighth."

Doctor with pump: 'Hold on a second while I inflate his ego.'

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

'Oh yeah, well, MY DADDY can scare ELEPHANTS!'

Hymns - Optional Extras

My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.

"I'm sorry, sir, but a blade's a blade."

"When the evil witch pushes the children into the oven, .... that's just a metaphor for putting them in the microwave"

Terry Wogan

Family Hiking Trip

'It's the new guidance counselor. He's lost.'

Mixing Business and Pleasure

Gas Leak!

Menu. How much is that stuff? Read the hash tag.

U.S. Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms

'Fasten yourself to your seats please.'

"To 01100010 01100010 01100101. – That is the question."

'You're in denial.'

True biblical stories.

'My date last night was a 10. Of course, I'm using the binary system.'

"Why do you think I'm spending too much time in front of my computer?"

"There are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't."