Bitterness Buff Mugs

'Your honor, I challenge juror number 7, the defendant's ex-wife.'

Skiing.

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

'You've had enough.'

The breakup

Editor. Short. Sweet.

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

The Coffee Tattoo

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

A medical office filing cabinet has drawer labels that read, 'X-Rays,' 'Lab Work,' and 'Exam Room Banter'

"It takes me only one drink to get drunk. Its either the seventh or eighth."

"Must go now Zelda. The builders have just arrived"

'Nice lure, Ben. Make it yourself?'

'Any chance of a bit of....er...Blue on Blue?'

'I fancy stretching my legs. Could you order the Bitter?'

'Someday one of us will look back on this and laugh.'

"Here's Bill now. I'm not sure where he's been, but I'm guessing it was the Sour Beer Festival."

We have boorish stocks for boorish times.

'He fainted when he saw the needle.'

"Lovely weather for it."

The temporary home of the international hall of brine.

"You don't frighten me, T.J."

My dad is the bravest.

'You're either very brave or very stupid.' 'Pah! Shows what you know. I'm very brave AND very stupid!'

'And this one I got for walking the General's dog!'

"Lager!"

"This is what the city pays us for, DiAngelo!"

Preparing to paint an un-still life.

'Her bruxism resulted in a ferine bricole.'