Brevity Buff Gifts

Editor. Short. Sweet.

Skiing.

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

Obsession with the Internet.

The Proust of Twitter

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"Wow...your resume is quite impressive."

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

'I'm sorry, but you have a very impressive resume, and at this company, we find competence threatening.'

Harp Concerto for Four Hands and Ladder

"'Talent borrows, genius steals' - that's one of mine, too."

"I am not afraid of you!"

Top Secret - Destroy before reading.

Your resume is only 8 words long! You're hired!

'You're hired. Go figure.'

"Can you get that down to 140 characters?"

'I hear you're looking for bounty hunters...'

Colours

'Just look'in'

'Your resume doesn't contain a single falsehood or stretching of the truth. Sorry, but you're not what we're looking for in our PR department!'

'Let me know if the fan bothers you...'

The Creative Process

'So one of your hobbies is lying, how do I know you're not telling the truth?'

"My art dealer assured me people will think it's worth a lot mo is."re than it

'What are YOU dressed as?' 'Life imitating art.'

'I baked it especially for you.'

'Cheese.'

'He fainted when he saw the needle.'

Blessed are the brief.

My dad is the bravest.

'I saw your profile on Linksin.'

"You don't frighten me, T.J."

"This is what the city pays us for, DiAngelo!"

'And this one I got for walking the General's dog!'

'You're either very brave or very stupid.' 'Pah! Shows what you know. I'm very brave AND very stupid!'