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"That time you realized your hashtags were longer than your message. #irony #wow #epiphany #wakeupCall #lesson #stopthat #omg #thwarted #notgood #somethingsWrongHere #spiritual-awakening #myword #ohlawdy #wthigh #seriously? #wontSome-bodyThink-of-The-Children?" "ERROR: You have exceeded the number of characters allowed." "That time you. #irony #wow #epiphany #wakeupCall #lesson #stopthat #omg #thwarted #notgood #somethings-WrongHere #spiritualawakening #myword #ohlawdy #wthigh #seriously? #

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

The Proust of Twitter

"On no, the baby's breach!!"

Sermon on the Grounds...

Your resume is only 8 words long! You're hired!

Editor. Short. Sweet.

Stress

"Can you get that down to 140 characters?"

The Procrastinatorium.

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

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"It's for global cooling."

Cheese Plaiters.

"Of course I'm taking a break! I just moved two files! Do you know how big those things are?"

"Mummy's a bit grisly in the mornings. But after something to eat and a little nap, she's quite pleasant."

"Ten commandments and the periodic table – all we have to know."

Blessed are the brief.

Feelings towards radios #8 People worshipping a radio.

"Just take the crowd out of it. Imagine everyone is naked."

'Has anyone ever told you your tweets are Hemingwayesque?'

"His acceptance speech was only 140 characterslong."

'Abramowitz and Lowenstein, you've certainly earned this, but unfortunately we don't have enough room on the letterhead... Smith, congratulations!'

"You need to limit your Artist's Statement to 140 characters."

'Will Tuesday afternoon be satisfactory?'

"Your twitter account is phenomenal. Each tweet is limited to 140 characters, but it seems much longer."

"If I ever use the term 'bromance' to describe our friendship, you have permission to punch me."

Artificial Intelligence

'Oh-oh -- they're having a big war over which one of us to worship!'

"Counsel is instructed to limit his summation to 140 words or less."

"Tomorrow’s the day. I’ve been waiting in line for 'Deadpool & Wolverine' for months." "What on earth are you talking about, little buddy?" "Well, it’s not exactly me. It’s a kid I paid, he’s holding my spot." "Wait… Please tell me you didn’t pay a kid to not go home for two months." "It doesn’t sound so good the way you say it."

It's a new high-fiber cereal for adults. There's a surprise pre-approved credit card in every box!

"I haven't confirmed it personally, but I hear the Lutherans have the best coffee."

"He was never one to waste words."