Breezy Book Reader Gifts

Sunblock - A Novel

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

Boy and Bear and Monster

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

'It's baseball season!'

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

"Life after death"

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

Pre-nuptal Agreement.

"Did the cow that jumped over the moon have NASA funding?"

"I'm enhancing my appreciation for the knowledge gathered by humankind."

"And thirteen innocent logs perished in that fire they used to burn Joan."

"My wife, my best friend and our prenup!"

"It says here we should get a lodger."

"How can back to back be your favourite position?"

A shark is reading a book entitled 'Swimming with the lawyers'.

Stopping Time in order to Finish Book

'I like reading romance novels: They always leave me with a warm feeling inside...'

Book Igloo

'Just a minute, officer. I found a loophole in this law book!'

'Was it good for you?' 'I haven't finished yet!'

"Good evening, Charles - windy out, is it?"

'I don't have time to read a book a month, what about a pamphlet club?'

The Invention of Reading in Bed.

'I'm a vestal virgin.'

"How's your beer coming, Eddie?"

"It's a terrible hiccup you got there. . . let me help you.. I made a dent in the car today!"

'Certainly not, Philip! And calling me Babe will get you nowhere!'

Fifty Shades of Yellow

Pregnancy.

'An owl and a pussycat? -- Is that even legal?'

"By God, this year on my vacation I'm going to read a book!"