Breezy Bibliophile Gifts

"Good evening, Charles - windy out, is it?"

Paul Ree

'The pile of unread books by the bed looks bigger than the futon...'

Small child checks out a book.

"Tell me the fairytale about the economy."

"Well, he's a squirrel, so yes, he's a hoarder, but that does not help come Winter: he hoards books, not nuts!"

Man reading in lamp

Man looks worried, as his fellow castaway reads book: 'Cannibalism for Dummies'.

Sunblock - A Novel

"I've come to judge some books by their cover."

The Tell-Tale Heart 2: Lost Phone On Vibrate

"You usually don't see the classics wash up on the beach these days."

"I don't know about you, but I couldn't wait to get back to our book club."

"Do you have 'The Oxford Companion to Real Estate'?"

'Do you mind? I'm trying to read.'

Sado-masochists reading in bed.

First library card

A bookworm has chewed through a bunch of books including The Kama Sutra and Fifty Shades of Grey

Book barn: now with 50% less irony

Gone with the Wind...the first draft.

"Books are useful when you're reaching for the stars!"

'The books are really dancing out of here.'

"What would you boys think if we started selling books?"

Pop-up Book of Missiles

A man reading a book entitled "The Riot Act" in bed.

'The test-results are back... I'm afraid it's quite serious: You're allergic to pollen...'

"Bill and I are readers."

'Levitation? Aisle three.'

"There's a gentleman here who says he would like to look at our books."