Buzzing Bibliophile Gifts

'The test-results are back... I'm afraid it's quite serious: You're allergic to pollen...'

Paul Ree

'Bront?saurus.'

Small child checks out a book.

"Well, he's a squirrel, so yes, he's a hoarder, but that does not help come Winter: he hoards books, not nuts!"

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

Man looks worried, as his fellow castaway reads book: 'Cannibalism for Dummies'.

"Good evening, Charles - windy out, is it?"

'Bragging at the Old Physicists' & Old Writers' Home.'

Man reading in lamp

Rapid reading center.

"I've come to judge some books by their cover."

Skunk in library reads from the '10 Best Smellers'.

"You usually don't see the classics wash up on the beach these days."

'I don't trust that guy.'

"Do you have 'The Oxford Companion to Real Estate'?"

Gone with the wind.

Real Life Bookshop.

Book surgery.

"Well, there goes my unread summer reading list, flying south for the winter."

Harry knew that his time with the Norman Mailer reading group was over.

"Books are useful when you're reaching for the stars!"

Library bus

Book barn: now with 50% less irony

"What would you boys think if we started selling books?"

Pop-up Book of Missiles

'Levitation? Aisle three.'

"Bill and I are readers."

That bestseller you let me 'borrow'

zzzzzzz-zzzzzzz. Darn, I feel like I should know this.

"There's a gentleman here who says he would like to look at our books."

'This books is a little overdue...Forty years in fact! Is there a fine to pay?'

'you'll find our books on claustrophobia outside.'