Breezy Driver Gifts

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

Cats on Board.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Route 666.

"The next time you have an 'emergency', have it on the roof like every other self-respecting bird!"

Heavy Traffic.

Speed limit 70mph and up.

"Good evening, Charles - windy out, is it?"

"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

'Retirement community or bust' old lady in car with cat

Sunblock - A Novel

Gas eyedropper.

Very Happy balloons are leaving a city to be received by very happy clouds.

'Another short-cut, dear?'

I've stopped you so often I've decided to give you a season ticket!

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.

GPS: 'Sorry return to the main road.'

Driving home for Christmas.

'Sometimes if things blow onto the canvas I just leave em there.'

Funky Auto Repair: 'Bad driver special: But first repair job, get 2nd repair job, half price'

"Just accept the ticket and let's go. The hot dog's getting cold."

'Now I know why this Satnav was going out cheap.'

"Dry cleaning, pet store, Salvation Army - I'd be lost without my stickies on the dash!"

Traffic Sign Haiku

'Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?'

Baby kangaroo has a seatbelt on.

Gone with the wind.

Parking

'The miles per gallon it gets for city driving is an urban legend.'

Smelling Salts at the Petrol Station.

'Whoa - you're not murdering anybody today until you get your seat belt on, mister backseat psychopath!'

I'm going to need to see your artistic license.

My Smart Car keeps pulling toward the library.

The Off-Roading Commuter