Breezy Driver Mugs

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

Cats on Board.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Route 666.

Heavy Traffic.

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

Speed limit 70mph and up.

"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."

"Good evening, Charles - windy out, is it?"

'Retirement community or bust' old lady in car with cat

Sunblock - A Novel

Gas eyedropper.

Very Happy balloons are leaving a city to be received by very happy clouds.

I've stopped you so often I've decided to give you a season ticket!

'Another short-cut, dear?'

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.

GPS: 'Sorry return to the main road.'

Driving home for Christmas.

'Sometimes if things blow onto the canvas I just leave em there.'

Funky Auto Repair: 'Bad driver special: But first repair job, get 2nd repair job, half price'

Traffic Sign Haiku

'Now I know why this Satnav was going out cheap.'

"Just accept the ticket and let's go. The hot dog's getting cold."

"Dry cleaning, pet store, Salvation Army - I'd be lost without my stickies on the dash!"

'Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?'

Baby kangaroo has a seatbelt on.

Parking

Smelling Salts at the Petrol Station.

'Whoa - you're not murdering anybody today until you get your seat belt on, mister backseat psychopath!'

The Off-Roading Commuter

'The miles per gallon it gets for city driving is an urban legend.'