Breakup Theorist Gifts

If your friend or loved one is a breakup theorist, they probably know that every ending is a new beginning or at least a topic for good conversation. Find products that capture their sharp wit and insightful takes on relationship endings, designed to add a playful, thoughtful touch to their space. Whether it's a mug, t-shirt, pillow, or print, these gifts are perfect for anyone who loves exploring love's complicated stories with humor and intelligence.

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"You've made me very happy, but now I want to be miserable again."

"You've made me very happy, but now I want to be miserable again." mockup

"You've made me very happy, but now I want to be miserable again."

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Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

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Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

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"It's not you-it's me."

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'I'll never forget you, Vince -- My therapist says it would be counterproductive to try.'

'I'll never forget you, Vince -- My therapist says it would be counterproductive to try.' mockup

'I'll never forget you, Vince -- My therapist says it would be counterproductive to try.'

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"I'm leaving you, Steven....It's all there in my text message."

"I'm leaving you, Steven....It's all there in my text message." mockup

"I'm leaving you, Steven....It's all there in my text message."

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Ereptile Dysfunction

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"It's over between us, Kevin, I've met a most wonderful cod!"

"It's over between us, Kevin, I've met a most wonderful cod!" mockup

"It's over between us, Kevin, I've met a most wonderful cod!"

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"I want something more out of this relationship. . . me!"

"I want something more out of this relationship. . . me!" mockup

"I want something more out of this relationship. . . me!"

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'What are you doing trying to tempt me?? I told you I was through with you!!'

'What are you doing trying to tempt me?? I told you I was through with you!!' mockup

'What are you doing trying to tempt me?? I told you I was through with you!!'

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'When I said we should see other people, I didn't mean starting tonight.'

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'When I said we should see other people, I didn't mean starting tonight.'

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"I broke off the relationship, then came the endless reminders, the sad letters and emails...It's tough cancelling a subscription."

"I broke off the relationship, then came the endless reminders, the sad letters and emails...It's tough cancelling a subscription." mockup

"I broke off the relationship, then came the endless reminders, the sad letters and emails...It's tough cancelling a subscription."

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'She was upset about breaking up with 'Phoenix',your 'plenty more fish in the sea' just made it worse!'

'She was upset about breaking up with 'Phoenix',your 'plenty more fish in the sea' just made it worse!' mockup

'She was upset about breaking up with 'Phoenix',your 'plenty more fish in the sea' just made it worse!'

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'If you dislike the term divorce that much, then just think of it as downsizing the time you spend together.'

'If you dislike the term divorce that much, then just think of it as downsizing the time you spend together.' mockup

'If you dislike the term divorce that much, then just think of it as downsizing the time you spend together.'

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"I've been getting the most intense workouts since I taped a picture of my ex on the heavy bag!"

"I've been getting the most intense workouts since I taped a picture of my ex on the heavy bag!" mockup

"I've been getting the most intense workouts since I taped a picture of my ex on the heavy bag!"

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"I'm sorry your girlfriend left you, Frank...but you must concentrate on the job!"

"I'm sorry your girlfriend left you, Frank...but you must concentrate on the job!" mockup

"I'm sorry your girlfriend left you, Frank...but you must concentrate on the job!"

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'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,' mockup

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

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"If you ask me, we're better off without her."

"If you ask me, we're better off without her." mockup

"If you ask me, we're better off without her."

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"I broke it off with him when I realized his love of quinoa was but a sham."

"I broke it off with him when I realized his love of quinoa was but a sham." mockup

"I broke it off with him when I realized his love of quinoa was but a sham."

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'My advice? Dump him! There are plenty more fish in the sea...'

'My advice? Dump him! There are plenty more fish in the sea...' mockup

'My advice? Dump him! There are plenty more fish in the sea...'

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"Recently separated."

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Quantum Breakup

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"This won't work, Josh. I'm bottled water. You're tap."

"This won't work, Josh. I'm bottled water. You're tap." mockup

"This won't work, Josh. I'm bottled water. You're tap."

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'This is our last date, Harry. I think I should see other weirdos.'

'This is our last date, Harry. I think I should see other weirdos.' mockup

'This is our last date, Harry. I think I should see other weirdos.'

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"Poor guy..he just got a 'Dear John' fax!"

"Poor guy..he just got a 'Dear John' fax!" mockup

"Poor guy..he just got a 'Dear John' fax!"

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'I'm sorry Sandy, but it'll never work out. We're just Poles apart.'

'I'm sorry Sandy, but it'll never work out. We're just Poles apart.' mockup

'I'm sorry Sandy, but it'll never work out. We're just Poles apart.'

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"You've come to the right lawyer. I not only do divorces, I also specialise in bankruptcy proceedings."

"You've come to the right lawyer. I not only do divorces, I also specialise in bankruptcy proceedings." mockup

"You've come to the right lawyer. I not only do divorces, I also specialise in bankruptcy proceedings."

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'I don't think that it's going to work out between us.'

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'I don't think that it's going to work out between us.'

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"I think it's time I left Mr. Right!" mockup

"I think it's time I left Mr. Right!"

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"The bathroom window is wide open. I don't think she's coming back."

"The bathroom window is wide open. I don't think she's coming back." mockup

"The bathroom window is wide open. I don't think she's coming back."

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'Do you have one that says 'It's all over but I'm keeping the ring'?'

'Do you have one that says 'It's all over but I'm keeping the ring'?' mockup

'Do you have one that says 'It's all over but I'm keeping the ring'?'

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'Tech support? If I send a 'Dear John' email to someone named Bob, will it get through?'

'Tech support? If I send a 'Dear John' email to someone named Bob, will it get through?' mockup

'Tech support? If I send a 'Dear John' email to someone named Bob, will it get through?'

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'This relationship just isn't working. I'm out.'

'This relationship just isn't working. I'm out.' mockup

'This relationship just isn't working. I'm out.'

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Breakup Theorist Gifts Collection

Breakup Theorist Mugs

Check out our collection of mugs for breakup theorists and bring humor and insight to every coffee break.

Breakup Theorist Pillows

Find pillows that add a playful and clever touch to the space of any breakup theorist.

Breakup Theorist Prints

Discover prints that feature sharp, witty takes on love and breakups, perfect for decorating a thoughtful space.

Breakup Theorist T-Shirts

Browse our t-shirt selection perfect for anyone who loves analyzing love’s twists with wit and style.