Breads Gifts

Bread quality

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

Doughboy Dad

'The body is made up of millions and millions of crumbs.'

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

There! I've made my year's supply of zucchini bread! That's kind of a lot. How can you store them all? It's no problem. I just throw out last year's supply.

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

"My mother taught me about baking. She was a great roll model!"

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

I bake my own bread.

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

"How are we on bread?"

You've been found guilty by a jury of your peers -- You're toast fella!

"Marriage is a compromise. I'm sweet rye and your father is sourdough, but we make it work."

'If they rise they're scones. If not they're pancakes.'

"It all began when I was a boy. The aroma of freshly baked bread was everywhere, choking me with it's calm, soothing and nutritious lies..."

Early Morning Roll Call.

French bread

Baker

Come dine with me!

'Admit it, dear, you've been keeping sliced bread a secret all these years in order to save our marriage, haven't you?'

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

"Do you have any marriage bread?"

'What about the rolls you promised me?'

"We got a report that you're rolling in dough."

"I've invented sliced bread, the invention that will set th standard for all future inventions."

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."