Bread Baking Gifts

Lady reclining with a glass of wine on a giant loaf of bread.

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Come dine with me!

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Lady of the Cake.

Lesbian civil partnership.

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

Any time is cake o'clock

"Guess who brought king cake!"

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

The Fourth Little Pig

Diner.

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

What the Doctor Ordered

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"Where do we put Desserts?"

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

Hungry child

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"That's it. We’re toast."

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

"It's how he would have wanted to go."