Homemade Breads Gifts

I bake my own bread

You're the puff in my pastry!

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

You're the icing on my cupcake!

Baking

The Authentic Christmas.

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

I bake my own bread.

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

Quarantine: Day Quinty-Neven

"How are we on bread?"

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

'If they rise they're scones. If not they're pancakes.'

Baker

Baker

'Tastes just like my mother's pies because she too made hers from a mix.'

"Do you want brownies or cookies or banana bread or apple pie or peanut brittle or chocolate muffins or carrot cake?"

"Your kneads? What about my kneads?"

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

Something beautiful comes out of a big mess.

"Bingo, it's the hippy lady again! She always throws something interesting: last week it was honey-beer bread..."

"How many times must I tell you, the floor is sloping?"

Mum's Baking is best!

"Thanks for the starter!"

"We make all our cupcakes with love, which is way cheaper than real vanilla."

A baker with HUMONGOUS hands kneading dough has a tattoo, 'Born to Bake.'

"The sourdough starter says it still believes Covid was a hoax."

'I don't think it's cooked yet, but there's smoke coming out of the oven.'

"Would you believe it. I haven't sold a thing all day."

"I like making pastry... It gets your hands clean."

Crusty Bread