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I bake my own bread

You're the puff in my pastry!

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

You're the icing on my cupcake!

Baking

"I couldn't have made my family recipe raisin date nut cake with it's secret ingredient without Jimmy's help."

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

I bake my own bread.

The Authentic Christmas.

Quarantine: Day Quinty-Neven

"How are we on bread?"

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

'If they rise they're scones. If not they're pancakes.'

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

Baker

Baker

'Tastes just like my mother's pies because she too made hers from a mix.'

"Do you want brownies or cookies or banana bread or apple pie or peanut brittle or chocolate muffins or carrot cake?"

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

"Your kneads? What about my kneads?"

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

Mum's Baking is best!

Something beautiful comes out of a big mess.

"How many times must I tell you, the floor is sloping?"

"Bingo, it's the hippy lady again! She always throws something interesting: last week it was honey-beer bread..."

"Thanks for the starter!"

"We make all our cupcakes with love, which is way cheaper than real vanilla."

Crusty Bread

"Would you believe it. I haven't sold a thing all day."

A baker with HUMONGOUS hands kneading dough has a tattoo, 'Born to Bake.'

'I don't think it's cooked yet, but there's smoke coming out of the oven.'

"The sourdough starter says it still believes Covid was a hoax."