Bottle Toss Champion Gifts

Recycling

"A little help, please."

Oh sure, unload it on me to do it/Out.

Man Trying to Uncork Champagne.

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

Wine Talking

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

'Move? Are you kidding? With the wines the guy next door collects?'

Bottle tossing

"I'd say my favourite wine is the sixth one."

'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'

Shipwrecked with an environmentalist.

"One of these days you're going to throw that thing and I'm not going to bring it back."

'There is no more beach due to the phenomenal success of our beach in a bottle souvenir.'

"I've got sea mail."

The top half is formula. The bottom half is milk.

'I wonder if we strike wine again!'

"Check it out, guys. Finally got my wine legs!"

Man battles for his life against 'A Very Lively Little Red'

"The champagne aisle always makes me cry. Just look at all this imprisoned happiness!"

Amateurs de vin...

'He's not afraid of hard work-look at the way he fights it!'

"I borrowed it from my neighbor, he's a big tennis guy."

You dropped something.

Dodge Ball City.

No caption. (Baby decides which bottle to choose from a rack in a basement. The rack looks very much like a wine rack.)

'Care for a drink?'

"Hey, Mac! We need a bigger bottle!"

Child's 'bottled water' stand.

A baby T-rex throws hoops onto a triceratops's horns.

'We keep playing bottle tag.'

'You may have already won...more to come.'

'Let him struggle; it's the only exercise he gets.'

Castaway Finds Impossible Bottle

How a Bottle Ages. . .