Rock Throwing Champion Gifts

"This is my third cousin Pedrito. He was a good rock thrower! He could hit a squirrel blindfolded! Of course, it was hard to blindfold the squirrel."

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

"A little help, please."

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

Snowman

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

Oh sure, unload it on me to do it/Out.

'You've a slipped disc in your back and a slipped everything in your front.'

'Whatever happened to 'Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.''

"Hey, Dad, I've been working on a song for our family band!"

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

The Specimen Hunter

Recycling

"Joe, you've got to stop singing 'Rocket Man.' Okay, how about 'Ground control to Major Tom'?"

Mountain climber error.

You dropped something.

Two prehistoric men struggle to lift a heavy rock near Stonehenge.

Dodge Ball City.

Before Pillows.

'And...?'

"Finally, it's all shovelled."

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

'The first rule in hunting polar bears is be prepared for surprises.'

Clown foreplay.

A baby T-rex throws hoops onto a triceratops's horns.

The Birth of Industrial Espionage. (A caveman peers over a small hill while another caveman smashes a smaller rock with a larger rock.)

The rock-paper-scissors tournament bracket.

"This job blows."

"C'mon men! Our enemies may have rocks but WE have paper! Paper always beats rock!"