Rock Lifting Champion Gifts

Two prehistoric men struggle to lift a heavy rock near Stonehenge.

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

DumbbellsSmartbells.

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

Jungle Games

'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.'

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

"That 'knowledge equals power' thing will take you only so far."

"I don't care how sick you feel; don't drop it."

"Negative net force puts object in motion. Positive net force will be applied when Digby apologizes for eating my yoghurt."

'Did your mother ever lift weights?'

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

Brawnstorming session.

Ants stealing from the picnic.

Body Building Mishap

Dog Weightlifting

'I'm pretty sure this thing wasn't a @$#%& health hazard when I was drying my underwear on it!'

'You're lucky. At least you know your troubles aren't psychosomatic!'

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'

'Which program would you like - the use it or lose it, or use it to lose it?'

Work Out.

Pushy Coach.

"I was building up my pecs."

"I love strong coffee."

All this cardio is great. But maybe we should do some lifting, too.

'Any improvement?' - 'Yes, my arms are getting longer.'

strong man bends an iron bar

Man getting so excited he lifts his desk up.'

"Wife and two hernias to support!"