Ball Toss Champions Gifts

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

"A little help, please."

Children playing games

Snowman

Oh sure, unload it on me to do it/Out.

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

"I've heard that you two don't have enough to do."

"One of these days you're going to throw that thing and I'm not going to bring it back."

Recycling

'Dogs are such simple creatures... they can just focus on their ball for hours, completely oblivious to the world around them...' 'Whazzat?'

"Let's try it again. This time with a tad less mania."

"By making him retrieve the ball I'm teaching him the self-reliance he'll need every day at work."

Girl throws paper ball into dog's anti-scratch collar...

You dropped something.

Fetching the Ball

"I borrowed it from my neighbor, he's a big tennis guy."

Space Hopper Rodeo

'And...?'

'Wow, Frank - he nailed it!'

Inventive Uses of Halo

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

"You realize they won't know the difference."

'The first rule in hunting polar bears is be prepared for surprises.'

"A tired dog is a – well, a whole lot easier to live with!"

A baby T-rex throws hoops onto a triceratops's horns.

"My day job is usually working in equations, but in my free time I enjoy playing games."

'If Tommy can't play right now - could we use his soccer ball?'

Miss Fenwick is caught carrying a concealed weapon: a hybrid tomato which, if thrown, is capable of maiming, even killing.

"Drop the ball!"

"It's O.K. I'm not really in the mood, either."

"This is my third cousin Pedrito. He was a good rock thrower! He could hit a squirrel blindfolded! Of course, it was hard to blindfold the squirrel."

"We don't get to decide when they throw the ball. Our job is to just stay ready to fetch it."