Ball Toss Champion Gifts

"A little help, please."

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

Children playing games

Snowman

Oh sure, unload it on me to do it/Out.

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

"I've heard that you two don't have enough to do."

Dog joins another to run after a ball.

"My Instagram feed is basically people, dog food and tennis balls."

"One of these days you're going to throw that thing and I'm not going to bring it back."

"Yes, they've hired a professional dog-walker! Frankly, I would have preferred a dog-runner or at least a ball or stick thrower..."

Recycling

'Dogs are such simple creatures... they can just focus on their ball for hours, completely oblivious to the world around them...' 'Whazzat?'

"Let's try it again. This time with a tad less mania."

"By making him retrieve the ball I'm teaching him the self-reliance he'll need every day at work."

Girl throws paper ball into dog's anti-scratch collar...

You dropped something.

"I borrowed it from my neighbor, he's a big tennis guy."

Fetching the Ball

Space Hopper Rodeo

Dodge Ball City.

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'And...?'

'Wow, Frank - he nailed it!'

"I see good things in your future."

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

"You realize they won't know the difference."

'The first rule in hunting polar bears is be prepared for surprises.'

"A tired dog is a – well, a whole lot easier to live with!"

A baby T-rex throws hoops onto a triceratops's horns.

"My day job is usually working in equations, but in my free time I enjoy playing games."

'If Tommy can't play right now - could we use his soccer ball?'

'I don't know what is it, Doc. My dog is always chasing me!'

"Drop the ball!"

"It's O.K. I'm not really in the mood, either."