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Recycling

"A little help, please."

Oh sure, unload it on me to do it/Out.

Man Trying to Uncork Champagne.

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

Wine Talking

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

'Move? Are you kidding? With the wines the guy next door collects?'

'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'

"One of these days you're going to throw that thing and I'm not going to bring it back."

"I'd say my favourite wine is the sixth one."

Bottle tossing

"Check it out, guys. Finally got my wine legs!"

'I wonder if we strike wine again!'

"I've got sea mail."

'There is no more beach due to the phenomenal success of our beach in a bottle souvenir.'

"I borrowed it from my neighbor, he's a big tennis guy."

"The champagne aisle always makes me cry. Just look at all this imprisoned happiness!"

Amateurs de vin...

'He's not afraid of hard work-look at the way he fights it!'

You dropped something.

Man battles for his life against 'A Very Lively Little Red'

'Care for a drink?'

"Hey, Mac! We need a bigger bottle!"

Child's 'bottled water' stand.

A baby T-rex throws hoops onto a triceratops's horns.

'We keep playing bottle tag.'

'Let him struggle; it's the only exercise he gets.'

'You may have already won...more to come.'

Castaway Finds Impossible Bottle

'It's the worst part about going from being a wine collector to a wine retailer - I just can't bear to part with any of them!'